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Monday, May 2, 2011

Wildflowers bloom on the hillside

So this weekend, I went with my family to the famous Wildflower triathlon at Lake San Antonio, CA.

My brother, cousin, other cousin and cousins' friend all compete, so it just runs in the family.

However, I do not. I'm in the band.

Pic related.

We played on a bandstage for a lot of people with my cousins, this rad guy named Aaron and a living legend in the triathlon world, Scott Tinley. 

Tinley was hammered and took a dump on our entire set.

It was great. 

Girls ask me, "Oh did you compete?"
And I reply, "No. I'm in the band."
And they inquire, "Do you play guitar?"
I say, "No. I play saxophone."

And then they melt. The weekend was awesome.

My brother is only 15, and did an Olympic distance triathlon to finish 4th in his age group. My uncle came in 28th out of 8,000 participants. Man. And he was dissatisfied.

He also made a stereo/boombox out of a beer cooler. I gotta get one of those.

37 comments:

  1. I need one of those cooler stereos...

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  2. sounds like an epic day! congrats to your uncle and bro

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  3. Glad you had a good time! And you play Sax, huh? Very nice.

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  4. sounds like an awesome day/weekend :D

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  5. because of cunnilingus, you mean?

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  6. I used to play saxophone, now I play guitar =)

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  7. Boombox beer cooler? Sounds like you have a sweet family haha

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  8. So, Girls like sax...

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  9. Maaaan triathlon huh? That must take so much work to train for... but not as much work you gotta put in to make the ladies swoon at the sound of your sweet sax skills ;)

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  10. Awesome weekend, I want one of those boom boxes

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  11. I play Tenor Sax, and it's never gotten me girls.

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  12. I'm trying to join a band right now :<

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  13. congrats for your borther and uncle, i am little jellous i would like lern to play the saxophone

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  14. I play the guitar personally.

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  15. saxophone? That's pretty cool. I'd be curious to hear from your band

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  16. Always wanted to pick up some musical skills =O

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  17. Btches looove sax ;) Sounds like a nice weekend!

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  18. ohhh triathlons are demanding

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  19. This made me rofl

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  20. sounds like fun. girls do love some sax. dohohoho.

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  21. Maaan, I'm all peanut butter and jealous. I can play piano, but that's not nearly as sexy as a sexophone.

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  22. All the girls love the sax ;D

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  23. More like a SEXophone ;D

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