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Monday, May 2, 2011

Wildflowers bloom on the hillside

So this weekend, I went with my family to the famous Wildflower triathlon at Lake San Antonio, CA.

My brother, cousin, other cousin and cousins' friend all compete, so it just runs in the family.

However, I do not. I'm in the band.

Pic related.

We played on a bandstage for a lot of people with my cousins, this rad guy named Aaron and a living legend in the triathlon world, Scott Tinley. 

Tinley was hammered and took a dump on our entire set.

It was great. 

Girls ask me, "Oh did you compete?"
And I reply, "No. I'm in the band."
And they inquire, "Do you play guitar?"
I say, "No. I play saxophone."

And then they melt. The weekend was awesome.

My brother is only 15, and did an Olympic distance triathlon to finish 4th in his age group. My uncle came in 28th out of 8,000 participants. Man. And he was dissatisfied.

He also made a stereo/boombox out of a beer cooler. I gotta get one of those.
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37 comments:

  1. Daniel SmothermanMay 2, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    Your the outcast lol

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  2. AnonymousMay 2, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    I need one of those cooler stereos...

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  3. fit4lifeMay 2, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    sounds like an epic day! congrats to your uncle and bro

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  4. D4May 2, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    Jealousy :|

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  5. The Awesome AlienMay 3, 2011 at 1:27 AM

    saxamaphone

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  6. The Game Store GuyMay 3, 2011 at 1:40 AM

    Glad you had a good time! And you play Sax, huh? Very nice.

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  7. Paulie PecansMay 3, 2011 at 7:34 AM

    What a fun day!

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  8. Clueless DolphinMay 3, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    Sounds like a total blast

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  9. TrolskeMay 3, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    Your family is epic Oo

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  10. rpullinsMay 3, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    sounds like an awesome day/weekend :D

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  11. -E-May 3, 2011 at 4:45 PM

    because of cunnilingus, you mean?

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  12. OatmealStoutMay 3, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    I used to play saxophone, now I play guitar =)

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  13. May 3, 2011 at 7:49 PM

    Boombox beer cooler? Sounds like you have a sweet family haha

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  14. DerpFilesMay 3, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    sexophone

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  15. MaquinaMay 3, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    me jelly?

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  16. AnonymousMay 3, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    So, Girls like sax...

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  17. KATE KUSHMay 3, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    Maaaan triathlon huh? That must take so much work to train for... but not as much work you gotta put in to make the ladies swoon at the sound of your sweet sax skills ;)

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  18. choikestaMay 3, 2011 at 9:07 PM

    Awesome weekend, I want one of those boom boxes

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  19. AnonymousMay 3, 2011 at 9:08 PM

    I play Tenor Sax, and it's never gotten me girls.

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  20. AnonymousMay 3, 2011 at 9:10 PM

    I'm trying to join a band right now :<

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  21. Blogging SkaterMay 3, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    boombox cooler???

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  22. noyouMay 3, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    congrats for your borther and uncle, i am little jellous i would like lern to play the saxophone

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  23. MikeMay 3, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    I play the guitar personally.

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  24. FunkyDuckmanMay 3, 2011 at 9:39 PM

    saxophone? That's pretty cool. I'd be curious to hear from your band

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  25. ThatguyheisMay 3, 2011 at 9:56 PM

    Always wanted to pick up some musical skills =O

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  26. ShiftMay 3, 2011 at 9:59 PM

    Saxophone? Great! (:

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  27. VersionDoubleMay 4, 2011 at 2:49 AM

    sounds like a blast!

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  28. HiFiMay 4, 2011 at 3:43 AM

    Beercooler? Nice lol.

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  29. Solsby KidMay 4, 2011 at 4:26 AM

    Sounds awesome :D

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  30. ドナルドMay 4, 2011 at 6:46 AM

    nice weekend!!!!

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  31. XiismMay 4, 2011 at 11:26 AM

    Btches looove sax ;) Sounds like a nice weekend!

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  32. ribarMay 4, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    ohhh triathlons are demanding

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  33. AnonymousMay 4, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    This made me rofl

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  34. OhWhatARebelMay 4, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    sounds like fun. girls do love some sax. dohohoho.

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  35. ThirtySevenMay 4, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    Maaan, I'm all peanut butter and jealous. I can play piano, but that's not nearly as sexy as a sexophone.

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  36. JayPowerMay 5, 2011 at 2:29 AM

    All the girls love the sax ;D

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  37. AnonymousMay 5, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    More like a SEXophone ;D

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